My local news had a little bit of trouble spelling “Duchess.” A Duchess is the female equivalent if a Duke. Dutchess could possibly be a woman from the Netherlands, but is not a word that appears in a dictionary. The Duchess of Cambridge is a well-known figure and the headline is obviously incorrect.
Once again, my news channel comes through for me in the latest Grammar Giggle. This is proof that spell check is not all that you need to have quality work. You actually need to READ what you’ve written–in context–to make sure it is correct. “Sign” and “sing” all share the same letters, but mean completely different things.
I caught this on a recent dinner out during a weekend with friends. I think the comma is unnecessary–it should be a period–and the wording at the end is confusing. Taken literally, I am encouraged to ask my server to purchase a gift certificate. So I would say “Dear Server, please purchase me a gift certificate” and the server would purchase a gift certificate and give it to me for future use. Perhaps it should say “Ask your server about purchasing one.”
My brother-in-law sent me this picture from a University restroom:
And just in case you don’t believe the sign is placed where you think it is, here is a wider shot:
This was in an article that I found while researching how to auto reply to external messages only. Try as I might, I’m afraid I would think much less of a person from whom I received this out of office message. ALWAYS proofread your out of office messages. It is your message to the world. Make it a good one.
I found this in a full-page ad for the well-known recipient of a professional award. Having done some marketing, I know how expensive full-page ads in these kinds of publications are, and it is really a shame that this kind of error is there. This is the exact reason publishers send proofs and ask for signatures approving those proofs. That makes it YOUR mistake–not the publisher’s, which means you pay for it regardless of the mistake.
I found this one online. I just have three words – no thank you!
A friend snapped this picture of an advertisement at a movie recently. My question is like you care for your own what? And why is “Own” capitalized, but the other words are not? And why is there a comma there?
I noticed when I was looking for a graphic for Boss’s Day that it is a confusing to the general populace. Do you have just one boss? It is the singular Boss’s Day. More than one? It is the plural Bosses’ Day.
The Oxford English Dictionary recently added some new words. I always like to see what kind of words make it into the dictionary each year. My very favorite–the “Word of the Year”–will show up in a couple of months, but for now, here are some of the new words that have shown up in articles about these additions.
Biatch – A sassy version of “bitch.”
Clickbait – A story or content that draws you in with a headline but probably won’t deliver.
Clicktivism – Using social media and the internet for social or political activism.
Jagoff – An obnoxious and rude person who is usually characterized as a man.
‘Merica – A shortened (and some think more patriotic) way to say “America.”
Moobs – Slang for “man boobs.”
Resting B*tch Face – A facial expression exuding annoyance making it appear that the person doesn’t mean to look annoyed.
Shoplifting – Stealing something from a store without paying for it. (I’m not sure why this word hasn’t been in the OED before now.)
Squee – A screech that comes out when you’re really excited about something.
Vom – A shorter way of saying vomit or to explain that someone is in the act of vomiting.
YOLO – An acronym for “you only live once.”
There are more than 500 other words added, but I chose just a few. Since I don’t have a subscription to Oxford English Dictionary, I can’t get their “official” definitions, but I am assuming if they are adding words that are now part of our language, definitions found on the Internet will be close.
- cheek kiss, n. – a ritual or social kissing gesture to indicate friendship, perform a greeting, to confer congratulations, to comfort someone, to show respect, or to indicate sexual or romantic interest
- cheerer-upper, n. – a person or thing that cheers a person up
- clientelist, adj. – a political or social system based on the relation of client to patron with the client giving political or financial support to a patron (as in the form of votes) in exchange for some special privilege or benefit <In some countries, such as Greece, there has been a clear policy of “clientelism” in which political parties have rewarded their supporters with jobs and benefits that have been funded by the general taxpayer. — The Economist, 14 Apr. 2012
- clientitis, n. – (also called clientism or localitis) is the tendency of resident in-country staff of an organization to regard the officials and people of the host country as “clients.” This condition can be found in business or government.
- freemium, n. – is a pricing strategy by which a product or service (typically a digital offering or application such as software, media, games or web services) is provided free of charge, but money (premium) is charged for proprietary features, functionality, or virtual goods.
- fuhgeddaboudit, int. – Forget about it – the issue is not worth the time, energy, mental effort, or emotional resources. 2. Definitively
- grandwean, n. – grandchild
- kegerator, n. – a refrigerator that has been designed or altered to store and dispense kegs. By keeping the keg in a refrigerated environment and using CO2 to pressurize and dispense the keg, it will allow the contents to remain fresh and carbonated for an extended period of time, generally a couple of months.
- kinder, n. – short for kindergarten
- little old lady, n. – 1. one who is seen as weak, and feeble, and/or feeble-minded.
2. a dainty, elderly woman.
- scrumdiddlyumptious, adj. – Extremely scrumptious; excellent, splendid; (esp. of food) delicious.
- shopaholism, n. – medical term used to define the compulsive desire to shop
- shoppertainment, n. – a retail tactic to engage customers through an entertaining in-store shopping experience.
- upspeak, n. – Affliction affecting my in today’s society not just teenagers where a person makes a question out of a sentence that isn’t a question (or more simply speaks “up” at the end of a sentence).
- yaya, n. – 1. term of endearment for an old Greek grandmother. 2. used by feminists as a reference to a woman in her prime. 2a. meaning, in this context, an old stupid whiny bitch with delusions of sexiness to anyone who is not a feminist
- Yogalates, n. – a fitness routine that combines Pilates exercises with the postures and breathing techniques of yoga
The entire list of words added to the Oxford English Dictionary is here – http://public.oed.com/the-oed-today/recent-updates-to-the-oed/september-2016-update/new-words-list-september-2016/